I need help coming up w/ an attention getter for my essay..?

well if your essay was a tree it be stiff and straight. try to make it more free-ish. for ex. would it be nice if someone just grabbed you and treated you with no respect? it's unknown to most of humanity that whatever they wear with chemicals has been tested on poor defense less animals. they are taken away from their homes to live in laboratories within cages.... and so on to make it more interesting try to make the reader connect to your essay, be able to feel something from it emotionally. well that's what i think. any way it full with ots of info. but can get boring at times.