How does one remove ones phantom snot?

I do believe an excorcism may be in order General. There is certainly a clue in the word "phantom" May I suggest a visit to the local vicarage? have the vicar squirt holy water up your hooter and recite a few appropriate spirit cleansing psalms or something! I do believe Phantom snot is the spirit of an unhappy dead crusty tenant previously executed via an unexpected violent extraction. It is indeed a common problem. There are haunted snorters all over the planet!